 Hellloo
ClicksToday Readers, Late last week, Iraqi vice president Taha Yassin Ramadan
said that if the United States really wants a fight, it should make it personal.
Forget about the military, said the Iraqi VP, let's have a duel: "a president
against a president and vice president against a vice president." He proposed
UN Secretary General Kofi Annan as referee.
The White House declined to comment on this statement. Personally I think it's
a good idea. I think George W Bush could take him. Although more than likely they'd
choose weapons of mass destruction at 2 million paces. Make sure you check out
Bush's missile defense game in this issue. Put down that keyboard and play a while!
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Make Fake News Stories
It's easy to make the headlines at FakedNews.com. That's becuase you're writing them. Article templates look exactly like they're from CNN, MTV, and News.com. Another site that let people fake news was recently shut down becuase actual news organizations were picking up their stories.
FakedNews is still open and it's better. There are plenty of insulting pre-made stories. Just put in the name of your target and FakedNews mails him a nice note referring them to a CNN article about how everyone knows he's gay.
fakednews.com
ClicksToday wins Best Newsletter Award
Did you know ClicksToday won the best newsletter of the year award? Believe it or not! See it here at FakedNews:
ClicksToday wins!
Area Husband Pretends to Give a Sh*t
There's nothing like a good human interest story to tug the heart strings. I'd like to share this touching story with you. I wonder when Chris Woodman is going to appear on Oprah?
Lafayette, Ga. -- Attempting to pacify his wife Jena's incessant desire for verbal interaction, area husband Chris Woodman pretended to give a shit Tuesday as his wife of six years initiated and dominated a series of prolonged dialogues regarding....
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the whole shocking story here)
Clicks!
Totally Addictive Game
Getting too much sleep? Doing too much work at work? Alchemy is the answer to your problems. This strategy game is so addictive you'll forget where you put your crack pipe.
Make sure you feed your fish and pack the kid ' s lunches for the week before you get into this one. You might as well call in sick tomorrow too.
Play Alchemy
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George W. Bush National Missile Defense
Help our president deflect weapons of mass destruction as they head for the White House. Not as hard as Atari Missile Command but more realistic.
http://www.severin.ch/nmd/
So Cool a Flash, Enjoy
Those virus emails keep promising cool flash but every time I open the attachment nothing happens. Here's the flash they don't want you to see.
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