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04.23.04

Cooking with Lava

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Cooking with Lava
I'm always looking for new recipes for the grill. Last week, I barbequed a chicken propped with a beer can in its posterior. I wish there was an active volcano nearby so I could try this one out.
http://www.dolphinbayhotel.com/cook.html

Who's that with Jeremy?
This is a cute idea. Check out these pictures of smiling baby Jeremy hanging out with celebrities. His daddy knows lots of people. The site doesn't say who he is. But there is one pic of Jeremy, Daddy, and BB King. Does anyone know who he is? Make sure you see the picture where Kirsten Dunst almost drops him.
http://whoisthatwithjeremy.com/_wsn/page2.html

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Cool Windows Music
Some clever person with lots of free time composed a musical piece comprised of Microsoft Windows sounds and played on Windows sound recorder. You can watch it performed live at this site.
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/14339/

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Lucid Dreaming.
You can learn to wake up and be conscious while you are dreaming, possibly even control what happens in your dreams. It takes some practice, they claim, but it seems worth it to experience a flying dream or a sex dream. Maybe you could even put on some clothes before you walk into work in your underwear.
http://www.lucidity.com/LucidDreamingFAQ2.html

Palm Reading
Unlock the secrets to your fate with this palm reading website. Pick out the lines that most closely resemble yours. I found out that I'm a bold, timid person who's destined to be successful in business and nursing only to die young in my old age.

See what fate has in store for you.
http://www.mindbodysoul.com/corpus/soul/psychic/crystal/palmistry/palm.cgi?line=Life

Books Online!
20,000 books you can read online. Check out the virtual stacks and see what's there. Access to information like this and flash games are what the Internet is all about.
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Don't make me get Old Testament on you!
Those heathen getting you down? Give 'em hellfire with the Biblical Curse Generator. Thou shalt be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, O thou discourager of the brethren!
http://www.ship-of-fools.com/Features/Curses/Curses_body.html

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